What?

Who would have thought that an animal of this size could instantly kill a human being? And of course we don't even need to mention it has the word "killer" in it's name. This is like the 100th time something like this has happened. Maybe we don't need to watch killer whales anymore. Maybe we don't need to sleep where bears are. Maybe we should stop sticking our hands through the cages at zoos. Maybe we should leave the animals alone...except owls. Oh yes, we are even dumb enough to interview bears.

The world's best bear hug!

Ewwwwwwww.........

Well if you want to waste your time and money go eat at Woody's Family Restaurant in Tuscola. It would be easier if you just ate out of your garbage can. It's free and has the same taste. I miss Dixie.

On a completely different note...

Little midget people are training pitt bulls and made a reality show about it. I feel bad for them. They are pretty much forced int0 this horrible, cruel situation. I am talking of course about the midgets. They have to train pit bulls. How else will they ever have any pride?

Will Winter Ever End?

Old Man Winter is a real butthole.

Quit Flying Planes Into Buildings

Guess who I don't like anymore? Well he's smelly and has a huge chin . . . .that's right, Jay Leno. That's all I am going to say on the matter. My Ma & Pa raised me to be polite.

So anyway I was taking a dump today when I realized that winter may never end. I think we could be stuck here in this frozen tundra forever. Global warming my butt.

Which bike do you think is better?

The toilet bike . . .

Or Pee Wee Herman's bike?

Or . . .

Not Gonna Die

Don't worry, I haven't given up on my blog! We just have a real crappy computer and no money!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Arrrrrg

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything have become the . . .

PIRATES WHO CAPTURE PEOPLE THEN GET SHOT IN THE PROCESS.

Zzzzzzzz...

I'm so tired I think I'm going to . . . . . . . . fall . . . . . . . . .