Friday, April 10, 2009

Easterness


Easter is right around the corner. Are we ready to celebrate Christ through eggs and candy? Well, whatever your opinions on Easter may be, it definitely means spring is here. Even though it's very windy and rainy outside. I'm feeling a little bit on the warm hearted side today, let's think of ways to use our Easter festivities to benefit other people...

First of all, I suppose we could give all of our used Easter eggs to homeless people. We could even deliver them in baskets. (You're probably like, "Deliver them where?") Sure, they've been on the ground, on dusty shelves and behind couches, passed around by germy handed children, but hey THAT'S WHAT THE SHELL'S FOR!

My family and I are going to start the tradition every year of putting on facial war paint, dancing around a fire in rags chanting the lyrics to "Little Bunny Foo Foo." (Not sure how that benefits people).

Go to the nursing home and start an Easter egg hunt but don't hide any eggs! They'll be searching for hours!

We are going to paint eggs today, it always makes me sad. When I look at the pretty blue egg I think "This could have been a chicken fajita." Brings a tear to my eye.

Enough about Easter, I finally was able to mow this week! I accidentally took my medication 3 times that day.



Actually that video was made last summer. A victory lap if you will bring the season to an end.

Wacka Wacka

2 comments:

Mike said...

Hmmm, a bunny that goes around giving kids candy, or a man that lives in the sky, impregnates a virgin, then lets his son die so that he can revive him three days later, I gotta go with the bunny story, it's more believable!

JP said...

I like the Jesus Easter better than the bunny Easter.