Top 10 Ways To Boost The Economy

10). Buy stuff

9). Sell your children to celebrities because they make the best parents and have the most money.

8). Do not give anymore money to banks

7). Force professional sports players to give up one million dollars a year to the good people, they don't deserve it anyway.

6). Buy 20 cars at once

5). Make babies!

4). Flush the toilet twice after every time you use it

3). Eat out every evening

2). Purchase a snuggie!

1). Wear sunscreen