We Work Blue.

Well, this is a video I made a year ago. I had it on youtube and everyone liked it but I had to change the music. Apparently it's "illegal" to take the "So You've Had A Bad Day?" song and put it on a video I made. So now here it is, the video that will make you feel better about your bad day. With bran spankin' new (not illegally obtained) music.

Speakin' of bad days...is everyone ready for Monday? Oh don't worry it won't be so bad, it'll be next Monday before you know it! Tee hee hee hee hee MUHAHAHAHAHA!

On the side of my beer is says "Cold as a mountain stream, smooth as it's name." Well first of all it's only as cold as I choose for it to be. And I'm sure some mountain streams are NOT cold. And as for it's name? Busch? Not a very smooth name...there's nothing smooth about an actual bush and of course the name Busch itself isn't lookin' too good these days either. So shame on you beer can!

Throw The Horse Over The Fence Some Hay

I think it's time to discuss which commercials are the worst again...

I think Hardee's is still in the lead for having the most annoying commercials. I still have images of paris hilton rubbing a cheeseburger against her crotch in my memory unfortunately. Then they have that oh so annoying monotone narrator. It's most usually a guy or a girl eating a burger like a pig and getting it all over themselves and being proud of it. And by the way, skinny little blond bimbos are not the people who eat one pound burgers. It's people like this...

That's right, this woman is responsible for the 10 double cheeseburger limit per order! Not that most people would ever want that, but you know they don't put that sign up without a reason. Maybe if Rosie would quit eating at Hardee's her new shows would last more than one episode. Snap. Oh yeah she's mean too.

But, coming in at a strong second would have to be the geico commercials...

I Saw A Blackbird Sitting On The Corn Crib, That Means Early Spring!

Some People Actually Drink This Stuff...

Don't those cans look like poison? As kids they taught us NOT to drink liquids with labels that look like that. Is that irony? Well this man at work drinks a few of these a day and guess what? He comes in late quite a bit from sleeping in, he has moments of horrible ranting followed by sluggishness, and he breaks out in these rashes which we can only assume are caused by the vitamin build up in his system from drinking so much of that crap. Grown men are drinking beverages with skulls and flames on the side of the can. Kids in school can't sleep at night for some strange reason. I think it would be healthier to give kids a small amount of cocaine every day instead of 5 or 6 energy drinks! Plus I think we can all agree, the Redbull commercials are horrible. I'd almost rather drink a Redbull than watch their commercials.

(Put In Your Own Segway Here)

Fellers, don't you hate it when you are on a date or somewhere with a girl and they bring out the book of poetry they have written? Well here is a poem about girls who push their poems on guys.

I'm sorry your braces are tight

I'm sorry your cat got the flu and died

But that's no reason to hide and write

Then share a dark and awkward poem with me tonight

Cough, I have to go to the bathroom...

Out the window...

Time to move (out of state).

Fin.

Wow look at that ugly thing, I can't believe anything could be more hideous that that. Makes me want to throw up, yessir it does. The dog's ugly too.

My tongue is going to hurt all weekend from trying to eat pizza rolls too fast.

The Pill Popper Speaks. . . again.

I think this guy is going to have a massive heart attack soon

I don't think the republicans have a lot of good "poster people" to represent their side. Everyone is dumb or corrupt or ugly or annoying . . . (kind of like the other party?). Well no matter what side you're on, I think we all know the world is going down the crapper. But hey that young republican Doogie Howser looking character seems to have some great ideas . . . they're talking about him being President already and he's only like 28 or something like that.

My son saw steam rise from the dog leavings and began to panic thinking it was on fire. Then a guy at work didn't believe me when I told him I was 25. He insisted that I was older. Well I don't think I look that old do I? Here's a photo from yesterday...

The Monday That Smelled...

So Monday was a total drag. A man came into work drunk and that always makes the day not go as well as it normally would. When you get a drunk guy you get smell, loud, mean, happy, smell, arrogant, mean, smell smell, and tired all in one! Did I mention the smell? It was very cold this morning so that just added to the Monday expierience. (We spend some time outside, we're at one with nature).

This Kitten Ate The Moon-Flower Seeds

Well like the former President I'm not going to finish my. . .

Sharting - To Try And Fart But Instead Poop

Aw poop jokes, they will never get old.

An Amish guy at work always says on his way to crap...

"I have to go drop the kids off a the pool."

Cracks me up every time.
Speaking of Amish, Arthur is getting a Subway!

So I made this sign...

Well Monday's are terrible. So terrible in fact they almost ruin Sunday night. But if it weren't for the work week we would not appreciate weekends at all. AND if I didn't work at all I'd probably be very fat. (But as you can tell from the photo above that is just simply not the case...and I'm talking about the muscle photo above not the Amish one, and if I WERE Amish I wouldn't wear John Lennon shades). Speaking of which, I wonder if they'll have a special sandwich at sub-way just for the Amish... hmmm... let's see...

It would have to have only one slice of bread on the bottom and none on top 'cause they conserve bread that way. When I asked one why they did that he replied "Nobody needs that much bread." Point taken...anyway, the sandwich... Head cheese of course! That's it...just head cheese and bread and maybe some ice tea.

I told the kids to quit putting the dog in the microwave.

Then they let the cat in the liquor cabinet.

Those Kids

I set it so people could comment...and now it's not letting them. So, I dunno, must be friday at Blogger. If you HAVE to get a hold of me it's southerncomfort3969@yahoo.com

Now With REAL Cheese!

Hey Hey Hey....

I don't know if you can tell but I've been hittin' the gym...

So my daughter got in the van after school last week and told me that another girl in her class claims that she will have her period relatively soon. So I asked my daughter, "Does she cry and laugh at the same time?" No, seriously I said, "Well she doesn't know that and any other questions about that stuff please direct them towards your Mother!"

HEY LOOK!

JEREMY'S PADDOCK!

How do babies get poop waaaaaaayyyy up their back? It's like some hideous monster licked them or something. And if it's up their back that of course means it's all over their clothes. However, the experience would not be complete without them putting their hand in it. So do you set his butt down and clean his hands before he wipes them on his face? If you do that the pooped coated back will for sure soil everything in a five foot radius. But if it's on his hands it will for sure wind up somewhere on or in his head. So it's usually best to do the hands in my opinion.

Does A-Rod know he affects creatures too?