Thursday, March 12, 2009

Goodbye Yellow Dog Balls


Yes it is that time. Our dog, Godzilla will have his balls removed tomorrow between the ours of 7:30am - 4:00pm. It's been weighing heaving on his mind as you can tell . . .

It's ok though because I think it will help him quit doing naughty things to the blanket in the basement. The blanket doesn't really love him, that's just what it thinks love is 'cause it had a rough upbringing at Sears and Godzilla just doesn't know any better. While pricing for this awesome surgery one clinic said 200 bucks in 3 weeks another said 110 bucks tomorrow. So, we're going tomorrow. An Amish man at work said he could do it for free. I've heard of people going to this particular individual before and gave him good recommendations. Then he told me how he does the procedure... cough...

He puts the dog (WHILE AWAKE!) in a shackle like device....

Then I would have to help hold his legs.

He cuts them off with a blade and sprays this non-bleeding chemical on the area.

And thats it.

Oh he also said and this is seriously a direct quote. "Now Jeremy, when you hold the legs you are going to want to hold on tight because once surgery begins he will try to leave the area."

So, we found the money for a vet.



So best wishes to Godzilla, and his nutsack removal tomorrow.


Hey, check it out, Dicks Pharmacy ain't got nothing on me!




Song on my mp3 player right now - Wheels by The Flying Burrito Brothers

1 comment:

Mike said...

Hey you got your comment thing fixed, just like your poor dog!